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In der Kategorie "Englisch" befinden sich zur Zeit 298 Sms Sprüche.

Sms Spruch vom 03.01.2009

Forget me not,forget me never; but when you forget me, forget me forever!

Sms Spruch vom 03.01.2009

Once there was an elephant who tried to use an telephant. O no, I mean an elephone who tried to use a telephone.

Sms Spruch vom 03.01.2009

Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for a while and leave footprints on our hearts and we are never, ever the same.

Sms Spruch vom 02.01.2009

The day I will stop loving you, is the day when I close my eyes forever!

Sms Spruch vom 01.01.2009

Carum est quod rarum est et veri amici rari sunt. (Teuer ist uns was selten ist und gute Freunde sind selten) Du bist mir lieb, du bist mir teuer.

Sms Spruch vom 01.01.2009

Men are like computers - in order to get their attention you have to turn them on!

Sms Spruch vom 01.01.2009

When a heart is the sign of love ,and red the colour ...and when walking around with your head in the clouds means that one is in love..Why do I draw a line in blue and am I only thinking of you?

Sms Spruch vom 31.12.2008

Women in the army? We need our girls for love not for war.

Sms Spruch vom 31.12.2008

If a kiss were a leave then I will send an entire rainforest.

Sms Spruch vom 31.12.2008

I've nothing to offer so it's love I'm going to send. It's nothing that I've borrowed, nor nothing that I'd lend. This love that I send comes with my Lifetime Guarantee.

Sms Spruch vom 30.12.2008

Beep!Send this message to 3 of your friends and you will have unbelievable raw SEX tonight!If you break this chain you will never have multiple orgasm again.

Sms Spruch vom 30.12.2008

It´s nice to be important, but it´s more important to be nice!!!